suzieboozieblack:

thestarsarelaughing:

wymanthewalrus:

epic-level-zero:

witchdoodle:

dm: this npc’s name is jamedi cosko
players: right, jumanji costco

Me: Names a powerful Devil after the irl demon Allocen

My players: The fearsome devil Allison

Me: This is Safrax the vampire king, your greatest ally.

My players: Ah yes good old Saffron how is he

Ah, our powerful ally of sorts, Nora Fenn. Never to be known as anything other than Nurofen. 

@rollfortrouble

xenosagaepisodeone:

*walks up to a pair of dysfunctional parents* so which one of you is passively resigned to your stressful, unfulfilled life and would be much happier if you weren’t married and which one of you is the toxic destructive monster with a sad backstory

worm-disco-ai:

beetledrink:

came across a far side book while thrift shopping and opened it to a random page only to be reminded that gary larsen is the still the funniest comic artist ever to be published

I didn’t see the pie on his face at first and I thought it meant he wasn’t the clear winner because of the emotional tax of killing a clown

alareyess:

Jenna Marbles dog Cermet

@moonmojis

glumshoe:

motheatenscarf:

jakey-beefed-it:

mechalesbian:

use my generator to find out your funky robotsona, nerds

mine was “suffering dumbass automaton”